I can't tell if you are being serious or not because I think you answered your question above when you said being selected for distribution didn't mean more page views. This label used to mean something significant in terms of page views. For complicated reasons that changed. As it lost significance we thought it was misleading. I can hear people enjoyed getting the message, but personally, that makes me feel worse. There are many deeply meaningful ways to receive recognition on the platform. I don't want to be giving one out that is interpreted as more meaningful than it is.